Ben & Arthur

Director(s): Sam Mraovich
Writer(s): Sam Mraovich
Producer(s): San Mraovich
Starring: Sam Mraovich, Jamie Brett Gabel

Ben & Arthur are fighting the political fight to get married. As if the the laws and legal loopholes aren't enough of a challenge to overcome, they must also deal with gun wielding ex wives and bible thumping brothers.

This film was made by a person who likes to see his own name. After you get past the first five minutes of credits with Sam Mraovich credited for every position, you get to see Sam deliver some terrible lines in some equally terrible acting! Here is one stupid scene:

Ben & Arthur just received a phone call letting them know that their attorney was murdered. Then a neighbor calls to inform them that someone broke into the garage downstairs. Ben rushes down stairs to discover their motorbike was stolen.

Ben: Our bike was stolen
Arthur: Oh no!
Ben: God Dammit Ben I need to know I can count on you.

Arthur storms out and pouts in their bedroom. Ben apologizes.

Arthur: That comment hurts Ben. It hurts.
Ben: I know, I'm sorry.
Arthur: And when I die you can buy a hundred bikes with my insurance policy.

Ben punches Arthur out. Arthur wakes up in Ben's lap.

Arthur: What happened?
Ben: That'll teach you for saying stupid things.

End scene. Now this scene is supposed to be a squabble between two husbands that ends up strengthening their relationship. Now all I can deduce from this scene is that the two are in a domestically violent relationship, they live in a building with poor security, and their apartment has little to no charm or appeal. While I can suspend reality as much as the next cinema viewer, I cannot seem to suspend reality enough to understand some of the plot points in this film. And to be quite honest, I don't really want to waste my time trying to understand.